You’re making her sound charming.

I don’t spend much time thinking about Melania, because “eww”, but it just occurred to me that I’ve never seen her express emotion. I mean at all. I know the botox and plastic surgery are part of it, but seriously, has anyone seen her express ANY emotion, other than a vague tiny smile? Are we sure she’s not a robot?

Do consider that Trump doesn’t understand that women have enough economic independence that we don’t have to marry creepy old men anymore. Unless we want to like Melania.

The sane ones among us would dance on his grave.

Probably because every time Melanie sees him she says "oh my god, how are you still alive you fat fuck?!"

I think his kids would be sad.

I am looking forward to the animated gif of Ivanka performatively dabbing her waterproof mascara with a handkerchief.

“Not that many wives would react that way to a tragedy”

This guys been married 3 times, and apparently every one of them only wanted his wallet. I would normally have some type of pity for a fool, but this skidmark deserves none.

To him, marriage is a transaction and nothing more. He lacks the empathy and humility to understand that his point of view on marriage is not the norm, because people outside of Donald Trump aren’t really real to him.

Once again, dude just cannot stop himself from saying the quiet part out loud.

It’s because she had her tear ducts removed during her last “vacation.”

Does he really think that crying because your husband might imminently die is unusual? Really? This is almost more baffling than the whole sweeping the forests thing. Almost.

Women in marriages of convenience have been singled out for stigma for a long time, but their partners know the score, for the most part.

I don’t think one single person would be sad if he died. Melania would just go spend money.

Cat would clow his eyes out.

I’m in the same boat with you - didn’t read Deadspin that often because I’m not into sports, but when I did it was for their brilliant non-sports content. What management is doing to the site and it’s talented team of writers is a travesty. As soon as I saw that the comments were disabled I knew it was over.…

Just another mediocre guy who failed upward and is destroying everything successful he touches. I would hope his career is over after this, but he will probably be promoted to something even bigger

And he truly is...

So Deadspin’s fucked thanks to Jimmy’s inability to run a successful business. Deadspin has now had all its comments turned off and several staffers have very publicly quit after the firing yesterday.

Before the shitlords at G/O disabled the comments at Deadspin, many of us in the commentariat decided to show solidarity with the writers by changing our avatars to GMG Union.