I didn’t think coneheads were still a “thing,” thanks Mrs. Harris.

So wait, if I mentioned Herb Pigfucker or whatever the name of the choad with the fragile chin and ego that took down Deadspin I can get banned? That’s ridiculous, just because I mention Herb Pigfucker you’d think that Pigfucker would be less sensitive what with running Forbes and other places into the ground with the…

This Disco is arguably the nicest car in his private junkyard.

Herbs can grow on some fungus and fungus can grow on some herbs, so why not both?

Ima let her finish but why isn’t Jalopnik reporting on Deadspin seemingly almost dead now and this depressing post https://deadspin.com/thank-you-1839307787

This was one of the saddest, most depressing things I read all day. Will be surprised if it’s not taken down.

It’s framed as such due to the shitty thing going on at GMG which is why there’s a multi-starred comment that’s pure gold!

Mazda needs to bring back MazdaSpeed. A friend owned a 2014 MazdaSpeed3 (or however you type/spell that) and it was a hoot to drive. This said, I’m not sure I could live with how rough and course it was, the torque steer could almost have you doing a 360 with the rear wheels in place, on the highway it was very loud,…

The average price paid for a new car in the U.S. in May 2019 was $37,185, which was up almost two grand from 2018.

The olds need to die much, much faster.

Seconding the Camry as a good option. Bigger than Corolla and rides a lot nicer plus, the ones under $5K are, IMHO, the nicest, most handsome version of the car. Yes, still a bit boring but they weren’t the weird melty models that came later.

OT: So, how much longer do you think before Jalopnik goes the way of Deadspin? Going to miss you buddy. You’ve always been my favorite commentator. Also if this is confusing my icon was Mal from Firefly but feeling all union proud.

Is it weird that I like Ewan MacGregor as a person but cannot stand his “acting?”

Indeed. I wish I wasn’t in the grays due to Kristen Lee at Jalopnik because she gets huffy when people comment in ways that don’t fall all over her because I wear the GMG logo proudly for all the sites, even those that I don’t visit that often.

Melania only has one “emotion” if you can even call it that, Trump might have two, but it’s probably just one.

Well... at least the tires are nice.

It’s over on another blog but it’s been brought up, if one had to picture what a pig fucker would look like, it’d be like Jim Spanfeller. Seriously, just look at this guy, doesn’t he look like a pig fucker? Someone did point out those the pigs wouldn’t want to be raped, so he’s really a pig raper, which is worse. 

If we’ve all learned something at these blogs this morning, it’s that Jim Spanfeller is a pig fucker and, to keep this related to this story, that pig fucker probably flies on private jets so never has to worry about his little scrawny pig feller legs getting crushed by reclining seats.

Sanford C. Bernstein & Co.

Stan was a complex man who deserves neither sainthood nor disdain. He did some bad things, he did a lot of good things, his heart, for the most part, was in the right place and, in the end, he’ll come down on the right side of history be it in his beliefs or the joy he brought to people. Think we have to stop always…