Going to vote NP because it’s not what I or others here commenting (erroneously, I’ll add) will make of it, it’s what the market would make of it, and at $7,500 this is NP.

They also added an active rear differential, that again is not about drifting and sliding

People are saying. Good people. 

Pssshhaaww, my buddy already sold his F350 HellaMegaHotDamn for the F2550 Armageddoredeemer with like, seven or twelve turbo boosters plus super coolers, not to mention lots of stickers that add at least 4 or 5 HP.

True, there was that as well, the point being though, it’s not that Kurt is butthurt (even if that rhymed).

There’s something too stubby yet bulbous about the nose make the proportions slightly off. I know I’m in the minority but honestly liked the toaster styling of the previous version just slightly better because, well, dat nose there, to be eaten by over one hundred hungry curbs and parking lot space stops.

You do realize GM all but banned Jalopnik because Patrick crashed (I believe it was) a test mule Camaro on a track a few years back, right? Has nothing to do with Kurt, he wasn’t even at Jalopnik yet.

Oh you!

Wasn’t that the site of a massacre?

So did I, a little too eerie. 

Someone pointed out before I could, I was staring at an Insight in traffic for probably half a minute before it dawned on me it wasn’t an Accord, the styling cues are so close to other Honda sedans that without seeing one on it’s own they sort-of blend in with everything else.

Reading all the followup puns to your joke was quite the odyssey. 

That cover photo is beautiful!

I’m going to second (third, fourth) those thinking it’s Chevy S10. They also had a slight flair under the door that would cause that reflection. 

Which Klan rallies you attend? I’m sure they’re all really good people like yourself.

To be fair, neither would GM circa late 70s into early 00s.

Visited for this, was not disappoint

I have to second Hoffmans in Syracuse, also Romano > Burdick though both stealerships are asswagons so I was buying my VW/Audis from CDI in Victor, NY.

Seaman, first officer actually. 

Pfft, yeah, emissions standards, WHO NEEDS ‘EM! Amiright?