I’m going to assume her overhead service light was broken?

She was able to put it to use though...

Will he be charged with high-jacking.

They just keep jerking them back and forth in these situations trying to get a grip, it’ll come to a head and blow up and then everyone involved will have a happy ending.

I wish I had a good chronic masturbator joke at the moment, they always come in handy.

man saw Louis CK got away with it and figured he could too.

Renewing his individual membership in the mile high club.

It’s a RARE style of writing.  Not found in any other place, printed or digital.

This will go great with my Harley Davidson super glide low fat FLHSCHSC CVO limited special shop screaming eaglet custom custom order

Not a boomer, would happily drive this ass backwards into a tree.

I used to do work like this. we had a guy at the docks that would call when a container ship full of TV/VCR combos would come in, he would tell me what truck and what highway it was on

I guess today wasn’t a good day. 

The “old way” is not as profitable. Companies design cars with a finite component life and technology that will become outdated = more car sales and lower production/development costs. The competitive landscape is much different as well. When the W123 was in production, the only real competitor was the E28. Audi was…

Well I mounted a car tire (technically an A/T truck tire) on a bicycle. I’m pretty sure that just makes me an idiot though not a “darksider”

This happens a lot here in the region (South America)

This would make a great deal of sense for a trike or a sidecar rig, where the bike can’t lean anyway, wouldn’t it?

In the interest of combining two terrible ideas: I wonder if using stretched tires would actually make things slightly better for the turn-in component, as the tire naturally curves to force its shape.

One thing I noticed once I saw a few of these in person is that they are incredibly ugly. 

Behold, my $15k, 170,000 mile Craigslist special:

Your mind is easily blown by people that don’t have $72k.