I am ready for this!

And now it's a Q5...

Now if they could all just line up in a fancy formation, like the ones in the article.  It would be a thing of beauty...

A solid "oh shit" moment while trying to accelerate to highway speeds...

Did you ever think that they’re doing fine because plows just came through an hour ago? (Probably too early in your opinion) When you’re in an extended snowfall, you can’t wait for it to finish. It’s about maintaining the roadway.  If it was only going to snow for an hour, then yes, wait to plow.  There, I kind of…

Little do you realize, we have crappy basketball, baseball, hockey, and soccer teams too! And for college, the Gophers have consistently let us down in multiple sports. Our only successful team is the Lynx (WNBA).

The US is very broad, there are multiple regions where winter driving is sink or swim. See: New England, Midwest, Rocky Mountains, and Pacific NW.  Either way, this shouldn’t have any impact on the average Joe maintaining a safe distance from the plows. Cops are expensive, and very busy during storms.

Now if you're talking Minnesota, "never forget" refers to the blizzard of 91...

So people either drive slow sans plow, or people drive slow and confidently behind the plow.  Either way, they're not holding anybody up as much as the snow is...

How long before it blows up tho?

Or people could stay back, like they keep telling everybody.  Patience is a virtue.

*Accountant laugh*

Ya I don’t think these techniques are unique or new. They’ve been plowing like this for as long as I can remember...

On this day, we got 9-11", I assure you, these slow moving mammoths were appreciated.  Nobody was getting to work on time anyway...

And the obligatory Mr. Plow gif

MN here, can confirm this is pretty normal. We’ve had around 36" in Feb alone.

We just call them soobies...

MN here, whipping shitties is accurate.  Donuts in the snow are also "snownuts"

13-16 Ford Fusion