used the wrong GIF :P

I’m still pissed off from someone steeling my Casio calculator watch during gym class in middle school. I can’t imagine how I’d feel years later with a Ferrari.

The 308 is seriously only $50000? (Yeah, that was my takeaway.)

First off, as an E21 owner, you get a star.

Don’t really care, just throwing bait.

Said Kazakhstan:

I will 100 percent watch the new show. Sabine and Chris Harris will always have my heart <3

I guarantee 90% of the people saying that will tune into the first episode at least.

I’m not that mean

I like your dad already

Yeah, that was a running joke between him and I for a couple years.
Dad: You know what really ____ (insert endings like “pisses me off”, “grinds my gears”, “burns my up”)?
Me: Smart cars?
Dad: ...
He always told me it’s better to be a smartass than a dumbass

You think people on television are playing themselves? You're the type of person who points out all the inaccuracies in movies, aren't you?

I feel like it’s a bit of a Seinfeld thing going on where he was acting as himself and occasionally had outbursts and his tv persona just kinda morphed into it’s own thing that was Jeremy Clarkson always turned up t0 11.

I’m waiting for The Stig’s sex tape. I assume it will include a Koenigsegg. And probably no other humans.

How long have you known Clarkson personally?

My dad can relate to this. His dad was dying from Alzheimer’s, he was going through a tough divorce from his second wife (that stemmed from a big mistake he made), and he had just pissed off the leaders of the city he worked for in a high-profile way. Go figure when a Smart car cuts him off in traffic, he has a bit of…

Then who is the real you? “I’m not telling you,” he laughs.

No Hooning assholes.

A back-road is just another public street which you have no idea what’s around the next bend. Calling it a “back-road” doesn’t make it okay to street-race. Spirited driving, sure, but racing on the streets - any street - isn’t okay anywhere.

“turn off the nannies and you can spin the tires hard and get the car nice and sideways whenever the urge should strike you and the cops aren’t around” - Patrick George, one hour ago.