I see what you did there. :D

The article they link to does a really good job:

RIF. Look it up.

lol - okay, I laughed. April 1st was yesterday though, so I think most people weren't ready for the sarcasm. ;)

on you, maybe. are you seriously implying there's some kind of universal problem with one of the most popular RSS readers on the platform?

I like your style, sir.

You're right. They should. You first.

Please, tell us ALL ABOUT MREs. I'm betting you have TONS of experience with them.

It's something he made up to feel better about himself.

Unless any of those things have to do with your job. Like IMs from coworkers or you work somewhere that uses Twitter. I know, crazy someone might be different from you, but there it is.

Now, try reading articles BEFORE commenting! Amazing! :D

Totally agree with that though. :D

Don't mind ol' Abe - he's a sad little jackass of the highest order. I think most of us click Dismiss and move on. ;) Poor guy.

Try again in English.