You are very welcome! You can buy me a book about drunk unicorns.

If you are a 49 year old imposing yourself sexually on a 14 year old kid, you most definitely are a rapist.

Period.

Before you start talking about society and what is and is not "normal", you might want to do a little research. Only 3% of rapists - that's three out of every one hundred - ever spend even a day incarcerated. Maybe if our society actually started handing out these 10 or 15 year sentences you think are happening, and…

To me it felt a little like someone trying to rationalize a "relationship" they had with an adult when she was too young. But I'm kinda an over analyzer sometimes.

I find the idea that there is a difference between "forcible rape," "regular rape," and "statutory rape" vomit-inducing but don't mind me, I am just a teacher of 14 years of 14 year olds.

I just can't with this shit. I sure as hell hope you are not an educator of any type for any age.

Rape. I would use rape.

Grooming and courtship are in no way synonyms and the fact that this needs to be explained to you leads me to believe it is you who is in the incorrect place, not me.

It sure fits the Republican agenda of punishing women for sex while believing that's all they're good for.

Am I a horribly boring person when all I see looking at that heart is the world's most difficult ornament to dust?

Could it be because the larger your family the more likely you are to come from a very religious background? I'd bet Orthodox Jews, Mormons, and religous Catholics have lower divorce rates than the rest of the country as a whole.

Another theory: siblings are competitive, and adult siblings tend to be competitive about major life events (marriage, children, careers). Having more siblings increases the likelihood that you have married siblings. One of the hardest things about deciding to divorce (as I understand it based on friends who have…

I'd probably be more likely to use a Labia Fedora than an actual Fedora. Then I could be vaginally ironic rather than just regular ironic.

I would buy a Labia Fedora even if I never used it

I'm with you. I couldn't figure it out. I thought it might be a female equivalent of a jock cup.

I don't have time today, but she also needs your stories. She needs to stay on-topic, otherwise they'll end her filibuster, so if you can share your 500-word story, it'll help keep her going.

I took it to be judgmental of antisocial (not asocial) gamers, defined as those who would play this particular game.