Surprised you dipshits can type. I hope they take your job and your mortgage first, then you might get it. I hope you pukes finally get the message that no matter how you try to weasel out of it, you’re all still undereducated, you’re all still bigots, and now....your card carrying KKK members now too. When they call…

OMF no it’s not you dipshits...you just don’t get it....it’s too late already assfucks...there is no more democratic party....there is no more democracy...how fucking stupid are you pukes?

4-8 is cute. With the Supreme Court we are talking about a generation or more. Pray that RBG can hold out. I’ve offered to prop her up from behind Weekend at Bernie’s style.

Just a friendly reminder to all the progressives who couldn’t find it in their heart to vote for Hillary...fuck you.

Remember that time Trump got elected and his supporters were all “hey, this is going to be genuinely great, he’s going to do such wonderful things for our country!”?

This it guys. This is the end of America. The “flyover state” people have ruined the entire country because they are too stupid to get it, then they have the nerve to act like they were a repressed minority the day after.... They feel Hillary is untrustworthy, yet just elected...literally...a man on par with Hitler.…

Really? He wants to blow up NATO and increase nuclear proliferation too?

He’s worse. TBH Pence is going to be a real problem. Even for Republicans. He’s an unstable zionist.

Congrats Comrade (stop)

The problem is you think it was snark and sarcasm, when in fact it was real, legitimate concern.

I discovered a year ago that my career makes me eligible for a fast tracked Canadian citizenship. I was seriously considering it even before this election season started, and it’s looking even more attractive now. The only real downside is the cold.

He’s worse. Doesn’t make her good. (And of course she got my vote, for the record.)

But mostly, fuck you and fuck your fucking misogyny.

NO. Sorry, but no. This is not Hillary Clintons fault. This is the fault of the people who voted for Donald Trump in spite of every monstrous thing he’s said and done for the past 50 years, and of anyone who didn’t take it seriously or thought it couldn’t happen. This is the fault of anyone who doesn’t know shit about…

Most of the people I know who like him aren’t bad.

Look no further than my home state Florida... Johnson is getting 200+k votes while Hillary is losing by less than 140+k votes as I type this. I am seething at the holier-than-thou, protest-voting pieces of shit that can’t or refuse to realize that voting for leader of the free world is not picking your bff but…

Nate Silver is the big loser with this election. Well, him and the entire United States.

I have a lot of foolish friends who support him as the #NotHillary, stick-with-the-party vote. They are assuredly foolish, but not terrible people. And I pity them because they’re so misguided.

I was so not prepared for this. Not even remotely ready. You know where my head was at four hours ago? I was on cloud nine about going on alt-right Twitter and witnessing the meltdown with their conspiracy theories and blaming the Jews. Now this is real. I can’t stomach this shit.