Just got my 7,999th “urgent” robocall about my car’s extended warranty. Decided to let the message play and then punched the appropriate # to speak to a representative about this amazing offer. It went something like this:

Oh good, it wasn’t Norm or Cliff...

They do the same thing in game reviews... I’m always like “whaaat platform is it?!?!?” even tho I’m still playing PS3 and can’t play anything “new” anyway...

Yep... but there’s a clue underneath the photo: “Photo: Robert Ludovic (HBO”

Maybe you should Ask Jeeves?

But is it Brundlefly approved?

That would also explain all the updog going on around here...

Is “Kung Fu Fighting” on the list? (I got more important things to do than click on a slideshow - like explaining myself about how I hate slideshows, but still wondering what’s “inside” the damned thing...)

Just happen to have a bag of chips laying around... I’ll be trying these (with my canna-oil, instead of oleo) this weekend!

That’s why you should BE drunk or stone when you watch!

Sure, but, I mean that the characters themselves just went so utterly calm during those lulls... after a raging zombie attack, I’d be PTSDing all over the place for quite some time!

I didn’t love the original Train like most folks seem to… (I mean, sure, there are certainly plenty of *worse* zombie flicks), but I had a problem with the way the pacing and mood would switch so suddenly… everything’s all “frantic life-and-death zombie mayhem!!” and then moments later, the same characters are just…

Hey Aimee, seeing as you’re a Groundhog Day fan, have you checked out Palm Springs (on Hulu) yet? Similar yet different, I liked it a lot...

and ghost fucking!

As long as it’s not of the “Calvin peeing on things” variety...

I still would pronounce it as “food”... the dog is just a shit speller...

Thanks to Gary Larson, I will forever write CAT FUD on my shopping lists...

This is reminding me somewhat of Nathan Fielder’s production of “Smokers Allowed”...

Cool, thanks, will check it!

Where/how/what format are you playing Infocom games in this day and age? I’d love to revisit those wordy adventures, especially Leather Goddesses of Phobos!