Bottle, always... an empty can isn’t gonna get you very far when a barfight breaks out...

?? Nah, it’s a Dewey Cox lyric...

Jenna, in my dreams you’re blowin’ me...

some kisses!

More Mulaney is coming, they say...

I guess I’ll be seeing her again when I get around to Breakin’ and its #2, the infamous Electric Boogaloo!

Yeah, but then she just did a little dribble of the stuff... but apparently it was enough to do the trick!

All I’m coming up with is the V-8 scene from the atrocious/hilarious (and *totally* ‘80s!) Ninja 3: The Domination... it’s been a looong week, TGIFGF!

Thanks for reminding me to add bacon to my shopping list! I’ve been on a bacon/brown sugar popcorn kick lately... tho I don’t pre-candy the bacon (adding the brown sugar and some chipotle salt at the end...)

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter!

Despite never seeing any Workaholics, I checked out Netflix’s Game Over, Man... didn’t hate it (the dumb comedy + action tropes was pretty much what I expected) and was even genuinely *shocked* a few times; I guess I’m so old that seeing severed penises flying around still strikes me as pretty odd for “TV”...

Back in the ‘80s, teenage-me wanted to “warm up” an already boiled egg... one muffled explosion later, the entire inside microwave surface was completely yoked and yellow...

Last night, I Prime-watched Michael Ian Black’s “Noted Expert” and laughed my ass off... but, then again, people saying horrible things about babies/children always make me laugh...

“This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!!”

Wow, Otoboke Beaver has some pretty exciting energy... I’m sure, most days, I couldn’t even withstand it!

True... that’d take a whole-leg flask, at least...

Hip-flasks were *made* for the movies!

Male/hetero also, but different response... DQ, MARRY ME!!

“Maybe they turned on each other!?”

That line slayed me!

I have one wine glass… and if it’s dirty I’ll just use one of my Mason jars, no prob!