That was a LOT of soup!

Spud box?

No actual wi-fi in my current situation…

I loved Ray Romano's bit about his infant son discovering his penis ("Pee pee big!") then transposing that notion to how it's NOT cute when Grampa does the same thing…

I've not been using my Prime much lately… this changes that!!

You just have to *feel* the squiggliness!

*Ahem*… if I'm not mistaken, he refers to him as "Drinky, The Drunk Guy"…

♩♫ RONNIE DOBBS!! RONNIE DOBBS!!! ♪ ♬

You can take my cargo shorts when you pry them from my cold, dead legs!

re "video gamin', drinkin', fappin', etc."

Hey alright, "Gateway To Drinkery"!?! Wooohoooo!!!!

Adventure or GTFO! (But only Mode 3, which randomizes everything…)

Bah bah bah! Bah bah bah bahhh, bah bah baaaaaah!!! Thanks a lot, now I've got it!

I *always* have some kind of music swirling around in my brain (often to detrimental effects, even)… usually bits of cheesy 80s tunes, the "stickier" the song, the longer/harder it will embed itself. I had a roommate years ago who went out of his way to get me; he'd walk in the room singing "These Boots Were Made For…

Caught The Girl With All The Gifts, a definitely-different "zombie" film (they're called "hungries" here, and have some different rules… they can be practically dormant, or full-on-fast-zombie… and you can be partially infected but still sorta "normal"). The titular girl who played Melanie did a great job, and hadn't…

The fuckers will rue the day!

Thank you for your kind asessment, Mr. Oates; I'm glad you noticed. Loved you in The Wild Bunch, of course, and have a special fondness for Race With The Devil!

Re: "male masturbation is generally a sign of loneliness and soul-sickness, something sad men do to numb the pain of existence"… Wait, what? Why would they mean it like that? No, it's like Ultimate Freedom, "I'm ALIVE and celebrating my own sensuality!"… well, that's how is with me anyway…

"The Magnificent Seven-Way" and "Bone-Hur" made me chuckle!

That "spaghetti/tub" link points to Gummo doesn't it? I'm not clicking on it… still trying to forget it…