It's so intense, and then it's startling (and startlingly not-well-done) when you see the real (?) audition… amazing performances.

I liked Bananarama… you liked that *Bangles shit*!! We're from different generations!!

My favorite (less murderous/more naughty) zoo animal is still the polar bear at STL who, on a hot summer day, decided to sit flat on his ass, legs a'sprawled, and just lick, lick, lick his upthrust penis like it was a big ol' tasty treat… lotsa moms were dragging away their very curious children…

But, of course, Trump secured the necessary rights and paid the proper royalties to "use" Greenwood's popular anthem… right?

Ugh, I can't masturbate to *this*! (tho I'm sure Donny Don't has…)

I made it through 60 seconds…

Always hated that one rich asshole who used to host "The Apprentice"…

Stumbled upon The Buttertones via their new Gravedigging release… wanted to throw something *different* at my ears for 4/20, and this is hitting the nostaglia-punk buttons pretty hard, and good! At first I couldn't get past a sorta "Cramps-wannabe" sound, but things morph out from there… dark, surfy grooves with some…

Yes, to Smiley, as well as League Of Gentlemen's Reese Shearsmith.

Could be his favorite waitress from the Waffle Hut?

So, what does he think about Rafi on The League?

I'll probably just bitch and moan…

Nope… get Dish with my apt. but it's an old-school box…

NOOO!! Fargo and Archer at the same time!? Goddammit!! I'm still butthurt over having to miss iZombie last night!

Yeah, my entire evening was shot to shit by that; had dinner synchronized to viewing time and everything. Stupid sport!

Don't do what Donny Don't does!

I wanted to see him hide on the ceiling like Richmond on The IT Crowd!

My poor old brain can't remember what I had for breakfast yesterday, but Stuart Ullman being an "officious little prick" has vividly stuck with me for 25 years or more…

I feel a little icky using it (see also: QI) but, yeah, it can be handy in that case…

The douchier ones do… Urban Dictionary calls it a "Really obnoxious word for pizza, that no self-respecting person uses…"