My first thought was "overkill"… but then again, maybe that's just what is needed!

Don't forget to sprinkle on some Parmesan/Wood Chips!

I'll take "Pie" over "'Za" any fucking day…

Cool, but I'd go with a jeweler's loupe; it's Classier!

In the midwest, the "ethnicity" of Chinese food is a bit mixed, but they always have those bacon-wrapped weenies, which I'm pretty sure originated in the Ming Dynasty…

Yeah, I've been wandering all over looking for it, encountering some weird new layout shiznit… apparently, No.

See also: Holy Shit!

If Linda Blair's Exorcist character had've been a child-bride to a hillbilly, he surely would've said that during the Crucifix Scene!

I still laugh thinking about David Letterman's Stupid Halloween Costumes that year… #1 was "the Blair Witch guy standing in the corner"… like, THE most ungainly, oversized costume EVER; dude had two full-sized wall panels strapped to him, and I imagine his visibility would be about nil…

Oh, yeah… sense. Wasn't calculating That in there, my bad!

Is a "rimshot" just the "ts" part? Or are you talking in porno terms?

Felt more 30s-ish to me, but, cool, whenever… just glad they're back!

Better than Review's (paltry-but-amazing) THREE episode Final season…

I almost felt bad that that was my only true LOL during the episode… not saying I didn't love the show, just not as laugh-packed as usual. Damn, the artwork is extra sumptuous this go-round!

Yes, he's piecing together who he "is"… should be interesting (especially when de-thawed Daddy re-enters the picture!)

I groaned in delight when I first heard it!

I think I also saw a "Waste Not, Want Not" brain poster…

I got over my main issue ("UGGHH! What a fucking HORRIBLE title!!!") before finishing the first episode. This show charms my ass off, and I'm excited to discover it's back! Yay!

So, that center car is being Drawn and Fifthed?

I spent most of my time waiting for the commercials to stop happening, and in between I was a little confused… and how long did Maggie's "inspirational" speech go on!? I felt like I'd zoned out for about 10 minutes when I realized she was *still* talking…