Code brown! And Brandon’s diapers might need a changing too.

Coltrane Schulyler and Meg say hi

I named my cat “Indy” after finding him as a kitten racing through traffic on Memorial Day weekend. There is too much nostalgia between the race and Memorial Day. Change the start of the series, but not the date of the race!

So much of The 500's tradition is being on Memorial Day Weekend, I have a hard time even thinking about the race happening any other time of the year.

Your points are all fair, although I remain unconvinced.

Fletch taught me it is all ball bearings these days

As long as Messi is a surgeon with a ball, Wondolowski is just going to be attending his clinics.

Would a “Code Brown” be an inappropriate follow up?

Spirits Inhibited Man to Disturb Graveyard Inhabited By Spirits

Congratulations, Mr. 450X_FTW, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Mini Cooper which this lovely lady will deliver after she loads her dogs and groceries.

Our local CnC forbids filming cars leaving the lot. To my knowledge there has never been a problem with any crashes.

I know you’re joking, but I honestly believe if people didn’t line-up at the exits looking for people to showboat as they leave, way less of these would occur. Don’t get me wrong, the drivers are still totally at fault, but the spectators give them an audience that adds gas to their flames of stupidity.

Probably cause they already skirted death at Cars and Coffee that morning and feel invincible.

Laugh? I cringe. Cars and Coffee is like Faces of Death for millennials.

It’s almost like all the camera phones create an EMP that disrupts the cars computers and forces the traction control settings, brakes and accelerator to all malfunction at once.

“Human Centipede III: The Scrum Diaries,” in theaters soon.

And whereas Super Bowlgames are issued based on location, not whether your team make it, is probably the only reason for public funding if you are within 10 miles of the stadium and may benefit to the hotels, limos or restaurants.

That second picture reminds me of something.