The commentariat’s response to this story is a case study in un-self-aware hypocrisy.

Then it would include a comb over convertible top.

I love how the front half of the cat is in stealth observe mode, and the rear just shifts into attack mode position.

Twitch. Yes, I have constant twitch after watching that.

Wouldn’t sense make Jalopniks headline to read.

People are still clicking on headlines that say

Like I said... lipstick on a pig....

You can put lipstick on a pig....

Had one.. and my god this car was the only fun time in HS. If I wanted to relive my youth, I’d drop it in a heart beat. But I had a such a shitty HS experience, I want nothing to do with that decade other than a few TV shows and an NCAA Championship for the Gators.

And even worse is a person that want’s a fake one....

<Runs out to buy hot looking 2 door, AWD Fiesta>

A Fiesta? I guess its all downhill after the Hoonicorn.

Opinions on Diesel Bros? I am not a truck guy, but I am finding them entertaining.

Beard, plaid shirt, Levi’s or Cargos=Lumberjack.

Aaron just might drive up there and slap the shit out of you if you’re insinuating that he is a hipster.

This is Foxtrot Alpha; You’ve definitely staggered into the wrong neighborhood. Ooze back on over to Jezebel if you feel the need to facially menstruate to people who actually care about your opinion.

Ahh.. and to think he had the benefit of the doubt since he lives in Florida... or at least did...

Dude... That is impressive.

At the end, I thought I heard the kid say, “How much do you squat,bro?”

Once again I just stopped by to fill a few minutes gap between busy work.