Gopher, Everett?

'We thought you was a toad'

So, who does Putin appoint to the FBI? Captain Renault, Master Sergeant Schultz…

I can't say that I watched Riverdale, I just assumed Jughead was the killer, and the hamburger would be his last meal on death row.

Lauren Bacall

This seems like an odd statement for Steven Wright to make.

*closes door, pours drink

I'll be damned

Maybe he will go live on a farm free from electricity in upstate New York.

When did Close Encounters of the Third Kind come out?

That cloak room has seen a lot of action!

Shockingly, El Trumpo fired Comey who was supposed to be investigating El Trumpo's many improprieties vis-à-vis Russia. Master Sergeant Schultz's confirmation will go swimmingly.

So, did Betty Draper see How To Marry A Millionaire when she was a kid?

Wow, sorry to read that. Thinking further on it, if you recall just a few years ago all the GOPers only talked about death panels, and they have turned themselves into one, not that they weren't before, but they definitely are now. Maybe some smart politician could get that terminology into the place, the house of…

Good interview Katie Rife! Waters was pretty great in his appearance on Feud.

So, I guess there will be less suffering because people will die quicker.

Congratulations, where is my cigar?

Another good shit post for /r/iamverysmart

Good interview, Gwen!

You shouldn't have licked that frog!