Too complicated

Vagina dentata

The old man is still an artist with the Thompson

Remember what the dormouse said

If you had a nickel you wouldn't be writing shit here, go ask the russkies for a pay raise.

If only they had just made three movies where the stories were just about the adventures of Ewan McGregor as Obi Wan Kenobi.

Lt. Broccoli was an officer and a gentleman.

'I'm the guy you pay off!'

I think one of Oswald's aliases was A. Rydell.

Give me $50 on the bay

That will come when they shut down the government in September.

BORE HOLE

What do you call this jellybean, and does that include the pill, or does the pill have a separate name?

They could teach you, but they would have to charge

I was driving from Ohio to West Virginia that day and remember hearing 'I did not have sexual relations with that woman' all day on the radio.

BORE HOLE

I thought about that, but the staffer that had to answer the phone sounded nice enough so I just used euphemisms.

Shut your mouth!

So, you're like Ugarte

Wagering on a game show! I am shocked!