cool, cool, cool

Cate Blanchett reads Watership Down

You know, I figured the right wing noise machine would have wanted that, they seem to be having a hard time turning into the propagandists they were during W. Bush's presidency.

'Mattingly! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!'

I'll be damned, I had no idea Jenna Bush married Sammie Hager.

Not a Fringe viewer, eh?

So, as many of you know, I work at a hotel, and I perused the in house guest list earlier and there is a room registered to William Bell, so if I don't comment in a while I may be trapped in amber or teleported to another world, if that happens I will be sure to look up the red universe's AVClub.com.

Then there will be three flip flops on whether they are coke cans or pepsi cans, or one of each.

Hell, I just joined the bourgeois.

They must not like hanging around work after quitting time as they left promptly after completion and payment.

It made me feel coolgeois when I sat on my vast veranda, drank whiskey lemonades, and watched them work.

Actually, they said they would do it for $25. and I said that job is worth at least $35.00 so I paid them $35.00.

A relative of mine crossed it.

So, at approximately 14:38 on Thursday April 27 I became a member of the bourgeois when I payed two dudes to mow my lawn. I can not say that I am proud of it.

That is fucking hilarious. I can only imagine the discussion that occurred amongst the family before the decision was final.

What I always bet, beer.

Not great, Bob!

I like you Stuart, you're not like the other people, here in the trailer park

David Byrne knows more french than that clown!

So, here in Morgantown we had our city council elections and shockingly my slate of candidates won. Vote early, vote often!