Ack, gender reveal parties or my personal favourite, finding out the gender at the scan and then keeping it secret until the birth. No-one else gives a flying rat’s arse what the gender is. We. Just. Don’t. Care.

It depends, really. I worked for a company with a call center and people leave fairly rarely, and usually to go somewhere else in the company. There were people that had been there over 20 years. But there’s not much else in the area that pays as well for the education required.

I’m in camp crouch as well. I feel like the article only gave two options, sitting on the toilet or standing straight up. I wonder how many people actually wipe somewhere in between sitting and standing? I literally can’t even imagine the physics of those two options.

Back to front represent! And I’m even a lady. I haven’t gotten any infections or any nasty accidents with lovers, either. That whole silly thing about getting vagina infections from back to front is bunk unless you’re either INSANELY easily infected or you’re shoving your TP up in there.

So you don’t check the toilet paper to make sure you are clean? #mudbutt

This is where I think there’s a miscommunication. The sitters seem to assume “standing” means being completely upright (like whatever that above-the-stall writer was talking about). But what “standers” actually mean, I assume, is going up onto your legs but you’re still completely bent over. This puts your ass in…

Combo style ass-wiping. Slight stand-crouch for maximum penetration. How the fuck does one stand and wipe their ass?

A lot of so-called post-mortem photos aren’t of dead people at all. It’s just that in old timey pictures, everyone looks like a ghost, and it’s spookier to imagine you’re looking at a real dead person instead of just a regular living one.

It’s pretty common practice for photos to be taken with and of stillborn babies in the hospital. When I was doing my maternity rotation in nursing school one of the women on the unit I was assigned to had a baby that was stillborn. The pregnancy was nearly full term and had been completely normal, but something…

These are all live children. They just didn’t want the mother in there. It was a common thing. You can see the baby was grabbing at the fabric. It was to help them stay still so long.

It’s a thing for people who are grieving a loss (of a child usually). I’m not going to judge it. I don't know how I would react if I lost one of my girls.

This person does not sound perverse to me at all. He sounds like he has been exploited in a terrible situation that he'd rather have nothing to do with and that he is emotionally affected by it as well.

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.