If you’re evidence that Phil Simms is a racist is that he said something stupid and probably wrong when evaluating a player’s talent, then you have never actually watched Phil Simms. The man can’t go 30 seconds without saying something completely worthless.

+1 Rx for Fukitol from Mike Keyster, M.D.

i just tested positive for isthatol.

Wow. They already have one QB who can’t stand up; why add another?

RIP Teddy Bridgewater

Jason Garret has offered to donate his backbone, since he rarely uses his.

You might want to recalibrate your sarcasm detector.

I would have the Chargers conform to the precedent set by every other team that has drafted in the top 3 since the new CBA. I get that it’s not completely ruining anyone’s life, but it seems to me like the far richer and far more powerful side is being the most unreasonable. So, it might not be Buffet and the Kochs…

You would think Charger fans of all people would identify with Bosa for feeling screwed by ownership. If you are an SD fan and you side with ownership over anything, you are officially too dumb to have an opinion.

Lochte’s affable, energetic, cute and dim. It should be obvious he’s just completing his transition to golden retriever.

Eh, it’s not like gymnastic has ever had a real scoring system so I just accept what happens.

If you think Dan is pissed, imagine how angry his viewer must be.

There truly is a gif for any occasion.

This makes me [sic]

A few thoughts:

When asked how he felt, Brown said that it was good to be the one laying the wood, for once.

The most surprising part was that a team could blow a game that badly without the word “Cleveland” appearing somewhere on their jersey.

This was a really interesting piece, and refreshing to see this topic covered on Deadspin in such a thoughtful manner.