Arlington, TX is one of the most conservative cities in the country. It’s the most populous city in the USA without a mass transit system. There is a powerful faction who has been trying for years to keep the riff-raff out.

He can fix the douche hair, but Ryan Lochte can't fix the douchiness.

It looks like the Jaguars are auditioning cheerleaders. I love that the Jags have 2 guys in there, and only one of them has water. “Hey Becky, can I have my water?” The other guy tries to remember which bottle has the hormone supplements in it.

It appears the Philadelphia Eagles’ security guards are doing a half-assed job.

You had me at Eagles fan.