My favorite, though I didn't think of it, is "Slaughterhouse 5, Cattle 0".

Who the fuck asks a phone for abortion advice??? Are we really that dim that we relinquish control over our lives to a piece of silicon?

It's not just law firms. I work in health care, and there are two levels of security: None and Insane. None relies on ignorance, and usually lasts as long as it takes for something to go completely off the edge of the world wrong.

Interesting to see the A6 AllRoad in that list too. My 03 has not fared well in northern climes, and I think Audi owes me a Q7 for foisting this on me in the first place. BTW, I have to say, I have not been able to warm to the Tiptronic either: It's a sad videogame imitation of a stick. Now, my 87 Quattro 5000 stick…

Kwipke!

I'll admit it: That's a damn fine looking car. Suddenly Vancouver is full of them, and I always thought they were incredibly pretentious, but I have to say, I'd have one of those.

I think the fundamental error was calling the company Research in Motion (RIM) but the naming follows a grand tradition in Canada of not thinking the acronym through. See for example, the Conservative/Reform Alliance Party (CRAP).

See, this is why we can't have nice things.

He's crazy to have made episodes 1-3 in the first place. Silly auteur, don't you know that you only capture lightning in a bottle once? Making the other three was just opening yourself up for criticism, derision and pain. If you've told the story you want to tell, walk away. If someone else wants to tell another…

AND POLITE! We're very POLITE! Thrifty, clean, honest...and POLITE!

HA! Good one!

This should be an indicator to you of how much Audi and their dealers are making per car. I will remember this the next time the fucktard who 'works' on my AllRoad 'fixes' something with duct tape and a paperclipand hands me a $600 bill. No, his name is NOT McGuyver.

Absolutely. I would say that it was the first animated movie to make me cry, but that dubious distinction goes to Dumbo. Bambi was a close second. Let's say the first NON AMERICAN animated movie to make me cry.

Yellow Magic Orchestra is looking up his number as we speak.

Had to stop watching. I hate getting invested in something as good as that only to find out it's never going to see the light of day. What a shame: I'd have watched the hell out of that. Sounds like someone new at NBC was cleaning house and wanted to smack a prodoucher or 5 for some perceived slight or power play.

I think there are a lot of us out there who have the same memory. I remember getting a green and white Sanyo cassette player that I learned to do EVERYTHING on. Record, how to repair when the rubber bands wore out or slipped off, how to jury-rig a power supply so I didn't burn through so many batteries, multi-track…

When you say 'trapping electrons', does that mean it starts acting like a battery or capacitor?

She can Master the hell out of me any time!

"Freeze! Federal Government!"

Yeah...the deck chairs are in place. It's another Spielburger avec fromage headed for the bottom. Think I'll bail now, thanks.