Wow, if we could only invent a computer and operating system to explain how entirely, totally and completely WRONG this article is, Apple and MS would BOTH be gone. I'm not going to even start to tackle this one, I'm just going to go away and hope this piece does the same.

One of my suppliers has offered a $150 Cdn discount off the wholesale price of a Playbook with a number of conditions, mostly involving joining a Blackberry reseller program and meeting certain sales levels. Wish I could find the mail, but I deleted it pretty quickly. I like Bby, but I agree with the initial…

Treehouse has commercials. Nickelodeon sure as hell does. The various Teletoons are more heavily commercial laden than regular broadcast TV. Your son learns that McDonalds is his source for food AND Transformer toys.

Sorry, but this is an epically bad fucking idea.

There'd be a lot less kiddie-diddling of Disney were in charge of the Catholic church.

@Oldwookiee: Sympathy isn't at issue, and 'Backward' is in the eye of the beholder. Laws, generally speaking, are a reflection of the cultural mores of a population. If I try smuggling heroin into Malaysia, I expect to die if I'm caught. If I hit a tree while driving in France, I expect to be bankrupt.

@zziro: Yes, it makes it so much easier to spot the brain matter and pedo-blood when you're detailing it.

Policeman: "Can you describe the whore you saw driving?"

I have a hard time using Acer and serious in the same sentance.

@ChuckKnoblauchThrowingError: You haven't been to Hong-couver lately, have you?

@sharkmcduff: To-da-loo, mutha-fuckaaaaaaaaa! Woowoowoowoowoowoowoo!

I have been a Crackberry user for years. It did the mail, was my phone, had bluetooth and (finally) a camera. BBM was handy, when it worked and some of the mobile developers still think that a Bby presence is important.

TASE THE BITCH!!!!! TASE THE BITCH!!!!!

@relic1980: Did it already. "Time Bandits".

"Davis, you're on the Kai Tak run this afternoon...Dude! You're getting an Airbus!"

You need those jets to let you know when pieces of the A380 are falling off, to check the manual for you when the plane inexplicably tries to fly itself, to tell you what the CORRECT instrument readings are, and most importantly, to tell SAR where you've crashed.

I'd love to think there's a secret brotherhood that goes out and finds dickheads like this that mistreat animals, great cars and fine musical instruments and goes all 'Sev7n" on their asses.

Then please realize that for the REST OF US, YOU ARE WRONG. Stay home. Rent movies or pay per view. Go to a drive-in. Just please stay the fuck out of my theatre!

I I had an unlimited amount of money, this'd be on my list. Right up there with a scale replica of Nurburgring made out of Nerf.

@Tom: You're right: I need the government to protect me from real threats. Like YOU.