Please don’t post monochromatic pictures of people that I’m scared are going to die soon. Thanks. 

To know him was to love him was to know him. 

Lembas.

It would have been a great movie if it wasn’t called Conan. It is the only movie I’ve ever walked out of, but solely because it lacked the soul of Howard’s Conan. It was a fine action movie otherwise.

And also the creation of Russian orphans.

No, it isn’t.

It was a joke. Take the forced indignation down a few notches.