Doesn't have "arm cut off".

What I find really weird is they felt compelled to have texture on the tongue. even as akid I would find this candy too weird for consumption.

Those eyes.... Dear god, those soulless, dead eyes. Rolling back as if to say "we both know this is gonna happen.... Just get it over with". He almost looks sedated. As if the marketing team knew that the only way to make this " OK" was to subtly imply that JarJar had been rufied.

You're welcome. Goodness, it looks horrible in the pending comments. D:

Right here!

NONE SHALL PASS!

I thought Gawker sites were cracking down on obscene or disturbing images? At least it's not a .gif of it in action.

the ad for this should go... "all your jar jar tonging fantasy come to life!"

Is that what the kids are calling it?

The only appropriate reaction is uncontrolled screaming.

I'm such at a loss for words, I can't even comment on this abomination.

This isn't the only one! There's this same stunt from when Godzilla came out back in 1998

Ah, yes, the infamous Jar Jar tongue pop. To this day, I wonder how on Earth on this got approved. "Hey, how about candy toy for people who really want to suck on Jar Jar's tongue?"

It looks like he has his hands down his pants. Probably just looking for his Quantum of Solace.

My first thought: Does it look like you're making out with Jar Jar when you eat it?

I will be having a lye bath for my eyes and brain tonight because of this. If it should kill me as well, so much the better, for I live in a world in which this was created.

It's a really good likeness.

I have a taste for some ramen noodles now.