Until they're as cold as your frigid heart, you nasty bitch!

So...like overnight then?

Until the Muslim in Chief is succesfully IMPEACHED and THROWN IN JAIL for his HIGH CRIMES and MISDERMEANERS against FREEDOM LOVING AMERUCICANS EVERYWHERE!

So, wait. How long should I freeze the numbers?

No one wants you here, continue being poor in whatever 3rd world shithole you currently reside USA USA

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

I just laughed so loud at my desk that I then had to slide down my chair and under it George Costanza style.

Might be my favorite so far, just for the devil-may-care hop at the end.

Or Stetsons! I wear a Stetson now. Stetsons are cool!

i tried a bowtie for the first time for my brother's wedding, last october. i tried practicing when we first got the ties.

Here I see the wild drillpress out of its natural environment on odeck and in the wild on lifehacker. =P

. . . and those Robots! So inconsiderate!

Funny that the picture used to show "how well it worked" is a terrible translation. "And the goes him other address" is more or less equivalente to how it sounds in spanish.

Typically if we got an odd submission, we'd run it! We just started a new column on Boing Boing called Maker Mayhem, which you might enjoy. It's about weird/dangerous projects from old how-to magazines: http://boingboing.net/tag/maker-mayh…