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Selfie: See also Duck Lips

Girafarig used splash. It's not very effective.

The Moon-Moon of bears.

Silly computer, Robot-o's are for sentient lifeforms!

You know, I hear that Asimov's sideburns are made of steel wool and when he was a kid, like 7 years old, he would volunteer to scour pans at a food kitchen with them so they could save money on Brillo pads. #truestory

Thank you so much! As payment, you've earned a kitty!

This font makes this image look like the front of a cereal box.

I totally read the title of the article as: "Ben Affleck's Batman Could Be A Droning, Plodding Badass" and wondered how those traits went together.

Not sure this is on topic, but how do, in this case a band, people get away with using names from other franchises or companies for their own names?

Whatever cheeks you feel the need to photograph.

I demand proof of said offence!!

Between the two of them, there's a whole lot of cheekbone in his picture.

Yeah, but as connected fossils they can STAY TOGETHER FOR THE KIDS!

AAAAANNNNNNNNNDDDDDD... I just read a headline on i09 that made me question my purpose on this planet.

Can I get this fight in fossil form instead?

Well, it was a while ago, like last year, so...

QUIT HITTING YOURSELF! QUIT HITTING YOURSELF!