Thinking..."That's gotta be the armor. NO WAY he fills out a codpiece that much!"

"Seriously?!?! They said the woods were totally going to attack you? Dude, that's messed up! Were you all like, 'WHUT?' You chicks gotta be pulling my chain.' Dude, seriously!"

I had no idea it was possible for Macbeth to get any darker.

Is this what they mean when they say "I'm dead tired?"

Wow! It's Peter Griffin at a Renaissance festival!

This pic needs to be turned into a .gif with one of those flashing hashtags: #SASSY

Oh the fanfic it will spawn!!!

Gothic: Magic Realism. All your spells are belong to me.

Every single one of your bullet point titles could be the subtitle to a random porn series.

Oh, I think we all know where this will lead...

LOL! I'm dying over here!! LOL!!

It better not 'cause I'm running out of alternate orifices!!

So, if a dolphin does it with another dolphin, but just in the blowhole, are they still technical virgins?

They'll have to pay the set sculptor overtime just to chisel the lips alone!

Oh yeah. Good times...

Are taking bets as to who will play Lot's wife?

"Would a Danish master of Despair and Nihilism trump the New Zealand master of spectacle and wonder?"