Unfortunately, the "best version of themselves" often involves duck-lips.

From Wikipedia:

Normally, I can't stand to look at pictures of myself as I am my own worst critic, but I recently had to have a headshot done and I really think the level of professionalism in the photography has a lot to do with it. Selfies and candid shots of me are terrible, but the headshot isn't so bad in my opinion. Odd.

OMG the first time I heard my voice recorded, I died a little on the inside. I sounded like Wayland Flowers' Madame and Truman Capote had a horrible child.

Always a classic...

RIGHT! The kid could have, at least, put the dishes away!

ROLLING LUGGAGE! Give me two wheels and a handle and I OWN the concourse!!

That color scheme and decorating... do they live in a Pottery Barn showroom?

WHIP, ON!

I beg to differ...

I always thought women's orgasm were Tiffany Blue...

Well, I think we just found the story lines for the last 6 episodes of Warehouse 13...

If it's a big deal, then he should have gone to a decent tailor. LOL

It looks like he borrowed his daddy's jacket.

It was fun! We need more creative writing assignments like it!!

A few months ago on the Observation Deck a few of us had some fun origin stories. Not all are factual, but still, good times were had by all. Here is a list of the ones that were submitted.

Everyone keeps commenting that this is super sexy funtime and all I keep thinking is "they are NEVER going to get the stains out of those clothes!" LOL