Once upon a season dreary,
while I pondered a weak secondary
And dreams of many quaint and curious playoffs of forgotten lore
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came thunder clapping,
As of reporters fap fap fapping, fapping at Ray of yore
What murder? Sell some jerseys! Bilk the fans! Forget the gore!

Limes above lemons because limes are better in a gin and tonic.

HUNTER PENCE MOURNS THE DEMISE OF INTELLIGENT POLITICAL DISCOURSE AND WONDERS IF THE HYPERSENSATIONALISM OF TODAY'S MEDIA CAN EVER BE BROKEN TO RESTORE ACTUAL THOUGHT INSTEAD OF HEADLINE PALABUM

I feel like CNN needs to write an article on how letting the air out of the tires makes your car unstable at speed.

Best.Rental.Car.Mount.Ever.

Best.Rental.Car.Mount.Ever.

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I love how it's extremely questionable that Doctor Dinosaur is even a doctor, let alone a time traveler, and all the other Atomic Robo characters are constantly giving him grief about it.

Miss Gieco?

Hemi Darts didn't run 10.32 sec quarter miles "from the factory." That is false information.

The 426 engine offered in the Hurst built 1968 Hemi Barracuda and Hemi Dart were "rated" at 500 horsepower. You can take that number with a grain of salt for a couple of reasons. Even though this was a factory built race car, car makers were conservative with their numbers; on the street for insurance purposes and on…

BUT WHERE'S ALL THE TWEETS FROM THE PEOPLE WHO DO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!? DON'T BE SO BIASED TO THE UNINFORMED!

Goes to show that tons of people are perfectly capable of having a great time without Jaywalking.

Is that even English that I'm reading?

Full disclosure; I am a life-long Patriots fan. That said, shut up Tom. LaDanian Tomlinson and the 2004 Chargers may disagree. And just like it wasn't classy for LT to say that he was classy it's not gracious for Brady to say that he's gracious.

Nobody wins. He's paying for a new Camaro and nobody in their right mind would shop at the dealership, especially not leave a car out of sight during service.

An important Christmas song that you missed: Christmas in Hollis by Run-DMC. Best version by Run-DMC.

"Subtle" wheel arch extensions? What would they consider "obvious"?

UNH (Go Wildcats)

You mean almost a perfect 50/50 (more like 52/48 in sedan form)? Wat.

You also mentioned "Coming from Sweden, I expected better".