BUT WHERE'S ALL THE TWEETS FROM THE PEOPLE WHO DO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!? DON'T BE SO BIASED TO THE UNINFORMED!

Goes to show that tons of people are perfectly capable of having a great time without Jaywalking.

Is that even English that I'm reading?

Full disclosure; I am a life-long Patriots fan. That said, shut up Tom. LaDanian Tomlinson and the 2004 Chargers may disagree. And just like it wasn't classy for LT to say that he was classy it's not gracious for Brady to say that he's gracious.

Nobody wins. He's paying for a new Camaro and nobody in their right mind would shop at the dealership, especially not leave a car out of sight during service.

An important Christmas song that you missed: Christmas in Hollis by Run-DMC. Best version by Run-DMC.

"Subtle" wheel arch extensions? What would they consider "obvious"?

UNH (Go Wildcats)

You mean almost a perfect 50/50 (more like 52/48 in sedan form)? Wat.

If you think that the weight distribution was a bigger factor than the tires, then I don't know what to say to you.

You also mentioned "Coming from Sweden, I expected better".

"Oh man, my car handles terribly in the snow. It must be everything else but the bald tires, right?"

That catch was unbelievable...I'm sorry that Will Leitch hates joy, but that doesn't mean the rest of us have to become soulless MurderBots as well. College Football is glorious, let's enjoy it.

I'll give you "Breast Cancer Awareness" and "Salute to Service", but Georgia's "50 Years of Dealey Plaza" is a little much.

Not sure what the problem is Tim. Clearly not helmet to helmet.

Just don't get hurt, sell your autograph, sell your memorabilia, hire an agent, stop playing basketball, ask why the NCAA can use your image into perpetuity, or get replaced by a better player. Then you can have all the education you want, as long as the classes don't interfere with your scheduled athletic events,…

Damn, that's a long-ass national anthem. No wonder the players needed it written down somewhere.

Oh SNAP.

The best thing about this is the use of Fort Worth's Rahr Ugly Pug. This is going to be akin to discovering America, stepping on the moon, curing cancer, and crafting gold using alchemy.

Says the guy wearing the "magic necklace."