driftingnarwhal
Drifting Narwhal
driftingnarwhal

Hmm. I’ve heard that before somewhere.

Either that or they were high as a motherfucker.

Yes because they’re fucking awesome.

The less you let the system know about you and your habits, the more generic an experience you will get. Some people want this. I want a customized environment.

If it’s not a Citroen DS, then it has to be Bond’s Lotus Esprit.

One of these, floating a few inches from the ground? Nothing can top that.

Torch, I just want to say that I really appreciate how much effort you put into your work. It does not go unnoticed.

God, this is what I love about Jalopnik.

Spider Man does a lot of freelance design and photography work for us, actually.

Kimi got screwed again. He was doing sooooo well it was a shame. Ferrari needs to spend time on his car as much as they do Vettle

“Vettel passing into pole position so quickly I expected pixelated sunglasses and “Deal With It” to drop down out of nowhere.”

Whatever poor design intern that had to make that image up top still took the time to add in a shadow to beach rocker chick. Incredible dedication.

Whatever poor design intern that had to make that image up top still took the time to add in a shadow to beach

Porsche

Had to Google “third gen nissan quest interior”. It’s, uh, this.

Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne Chevy Nova in the sky

Flowers. I had parked under a tree and somehow they didn’t all come off, even at the blistering speed of 65mph.

Holy shit. That was fucking bananas.

I vote we wait until we can get printers to work reliably and work up from there.