I think you mean “perfect”.

This time, they’ve reconceptualized what “speed” means in relevance to the game mechanics - your faceless, voiceless male avatar is addicted to speed, and if the level of amphetamines in his bloodstream drops below a certain level, he “just don’t race good.” You first have to sell your personal belongings, and…

Day 220: I have gained their confidence and even been given a trusted position in their group. It appears that I have not been discovered. There are agents for other factions that they are keenly aware of but the agents are oblivious. Today they plan to take these spies from Scuderia and Stuttgart out for a few…

And also me.

People are reporting stuff. REPORTING STUFF.

Played that, wasn’t as fond of it as I am about NASCAR Heat 2002, if only because of the cheat code that lets you shoot tires at the other cars.

So many hours spent running from the cops... Easily the best game in the franchise.

Burnout Paradise. Not that old (2009(?)) but loads of endless fun. Frustrating at points but a good stress reliever and a wide variety of cars.

You could just wait for a truck & car trailer to be left unattended at night, at a hotel, In Georgia, as one option..

Uh.

Your neighbor is fat-shaming your car.

This isn’t passive aggressive at all! This is regular aggressive!

The perpetrator...

But really though. Who the fuck would break into a guy’s house if he has a Range Rover and a Hummer. The dude probably has a “weapons room.”

Oklahomans. They also get hit by trains pretty frequently.

It’s a Ferrari. I’m pretty sure it’ll take care of it.

‘68 Thunderbird says “That’s cute...”

I’m a simple man, with a simple mind and simple needs.

Just watched Furious 6 for the first time last night so I’ll comment on that one.