"When I lose....I am a bit of a bitch."

No. Nobody wants this console.

I suggest you watch the video.

That a XXX horsepower shot of nitrous would actually add XXX horsepower. The reality of destruction aside, if you tried pushing a 225 horse nitrous shot through a 5 horsepower Briggs & Stratton engine you're not going to end up with a 230 horse lawnmower.

Get outta here grandpa. Bluetooth rocks.

A quick search on Darrell Waltrip's magical Google machine shows that Bernie's net worth is 3.9 billion US dollars. Bernie, care to give back to the sport that has been so good to you?

Found his mom.

I'm an american and I'm not fat and I don't own a massive SUV. That said, I do enjoy driving around in my 250hp turbo Volvo and laughing at the stupid morons like you driving around in 70hp dinky little clown cars.

2/10, poor effort.

I don't have that specific Lasko heater, but I can certainly vouch for the brand. I got a tower-style rotating Lasko heater about six years ago to heat a play room in which our normal heat is very weak. The Lasko runs basically non-stop throughout the winter (Atlanta, so not as long of a winter as other places, but…

I don't have that specific Lasko heater, but I can certainly vouch for the brand. I got a tower-style rotating Lasko…

The hatch is dead. :( Long live the hatch!

The thing about watching the Chili Bowl on tv is that it does not do it justice. The Chili Bowl is best experienced in person where you can have a party, and when you get tired of having a party you can go and watch the race. There is nothing like being in the expo center when the the A-main gets introduced.

you're 100% being a jerk the snow blows off your roof making it harder to drive behind you.

wow, i nearly didn't recognize the new colorado with a body kit like that..

Meh, I thought it was hilarious.

I thought it was excellent actually. It seemed to me like they'd looked up all the subject matter here on Jalopnik and I got a real kick out of it. It was a continuous stream of "no way! Him too!?", from Musk, to McConaughey, to the Wacky Races.

I thought it was a generally good episode (weakest of the season, but shit, there have been some good ones this season), but I think the fatal flaw was that they simply tried to cram too many arcs into the same story. Something new pops up every minute or two, which makes it harder for longer-form (IMO, funnier) jokes…

Yes. Do this. I am.

Come on guys, we all know you'd want us to chip in if you passed and your family couldn't afford the medical expenses.