Truth in advertising I suppose

UNACCEPTABLY SHORT!

I went to Rallye Deutschland, and I’m convinced the only way to really enjoy WRC rally action is if you have a helicopter.

My friend had those on his truck, but we got sick of having to re-align our brakes every time the wheels came off.  He has since gone with the cargo blanket and bungee approach, which is about as quick really.

They are if you consider a 5" inseam to be short shorts.

Hmmm. I never thought to check out my balls in the middle of a workout. I’ve got an hour long run tomorrow, so maybe I’ll check in around the 40 minute mark and see what’s going on.

...and the rise in our pants used to come up to just below our nipples!

I’ve wondered about those, but also wondered about how I would feel about lifting a 25 - 30lb bike onto the roof after riding for a few hours.

A Volt

Dude.

..and they’re called raddnings!

...and that Honda CRX commercial

I only clicked for the ground speed check

Kinja’d :(

In appreciation for your years of dedication, Mr. Dempsey will stop by in this Gulf Livery GT40 917 to drive you off into the sunset in style.

I’m fond of “Jesus, Mary, and Joseph on a motorcycle with sidecar”, but it’s a lot to get out at once

...held at arms length for all to behold

What is stand-out? Going to Vegas in January, and I can only think of two places that I would want to go back to. The rest varied between “meh” and “not, bad, but absolutely ridiculous when hype, price, and popularity are taken into account”

I thought aioli was flavored fucking mayonnaise and only got a fancy name because mayonnaise is disgusting.