I’ll go with “just as bad”. The worst part of that meal is not the beef patty, but the fries, bun, cheese, and coke.

I would say that calling somebody a “shit-for-brains” and taking a dump on the hood of his car would make you a jackass. Such a public accusation to millions of followers from a position of power goes far beyond jackass.

I don’t think you quite grasp the concept of this “pun” thing.  Were there feet involved somehow?

Can’t fucking stand that Junior guy. They’re everywhere. Best quote from Junior to a CCIE about some sort of issue with Cisco devices and borked routes, “<printout in hand> This is all you need to do; I googled it.”

Yeah, it was something in my profile. Basically, women seem to be just as shit at making the first contact as men. Or the majority on both sides are just fine with “Hi” or something stupid and generic, so it’s only the outliers that call it out.

Inconvenience? I’ve always found tirerack to be pretty awesome.

Stop goofing off and finish that Form1 project!

I’m curious why they only went with GPS in this case. The university I went to was doing work with autonomous cars and computer vision 10 years ago. We ruled out the GPS navigation fairly quickly because of the sorts of things this mustang demonstrated. It was there, but just used as a general guide, and the vision…

Totally.

Nah, not the profile, just in communication. It’s probably just as well though since it’s the weirdos in which I would most be interested.

Hmm. I like that idea. I think I even have a friend or two that would be seriously offended if they come over and catch on to what I did.

You were going to take a Machu Picchu selfie, weren’t you?

Out of 10 “matches” on bumble (going back like 3 years, so like 99.9% is nothing), for women’s opening lines I have:

Weeding out Trump voters would only really filter a little less than 20% of the population.

I have plenty of books. Nothing I am currently reading though. I know plenty of people who “read a lot” or are into “reading”, and the things they read are garbage.

Hmmm, I’ve been told several times that the reason nobody responds is because I wrote long, interesting paragraphs.

The problem with the Machu Picchu selfie is that it’s supposed to be a “look how well traveled and adventurous I am!”, but it’s one of the most heavily visited sites in the world, so really not at all unique. If anything it demonstrates that the person is into the appearance of being well traveled and adventurous, but…

Next CEO of Yahoo?

You mean their losses call.

#1 in one segment and #3 in another, that’s pretty good. The cash must be rolling in.