Ahh, true. An outrageous expensive cut for me is like $35. I’ll usually tip like $10 - $15 depending on what cash I have in my wallet.

damn...I guess Phish is that old now that their audiences show up in rental Audis instead of clapped out VW Rabbits.

I thought that is what made stylists “stylists” and why people went to salons instead of barber shops. I guess I’m just going to start going to Sportcuts if stylists are basically going to just do the same thing unless I come in and say I’d like an Extra Voluminous Feathered Quiff. I mean, do I? I have no idea...it’d…

Hmm...I tip 20% to somebody who brings me food which I hope will not make me sick and maybe refills my drink 4 times if I’m thirsty. Seems a bit low for somebody who will directly impact your appearance to the outside world for the next few weeks.

I just happened to be listening to Yeah! by Usher and Lil John with the video audio (obviously) off. It kinda worked.

Traffic analysis shows that cars routinely travel at 47mph down that road, so 60 didn’t quite seem to enter the “OMG, racing!” territory. 100MPH though? Fuck those guys.

How. The. Fuck.

What? Who races like that?

you forgot

I dropped off my BRZ at CarMax. They gave me a price lower than what I probably could have sold it for to a private party, but also well above the “trade-in price”. For me, not having to deal with the general public and an at-the-time still rare car was worth it.

Are you posting from within the movie Brazil?

My 240sx? 0 cupholders.

Oh man, that would be unfortunate. I bet they would go out of business quick.

I went through a few episodes of the first season awhile back and was surprised at the depth the show had. I just remembered a generic action show in hawaii with a ferrari and helicopters.

I’m going to pretend that I never heard that. MacGuyver was the reason I had a mullet for far too long as a child. I refuse to acknowledge any “reboot”.

I thought I had finally gotten over the Schumacher era until Vettel’s first win in a Ferrari. Even his win in the Torro Rosso sent a bit of a chill down my spine.

It gets even better. See that nice wide sidewalk next to the water that’s like 5 miles long, uninterrupted by cross streets? Yes, it’s a great place to go for a run, but since it is fucking Florida, some water fountains and hydration would be nice. Where is a good place to put these? In the middle of that fucking…

Right!? How else is a model to find honest employment in Monaco!?

The better solution would be some more pedestrian overpasses. It’s a five mile stretch of road with a wide sidewalk along the water on the other side, and there are only two stoplights for the entire stretch...right in the middle, 1/4 mile from each other. There is no “good” place to cross, and even if the speed limit…

There are no crosswalks on that part of the road. The closest one is about a mile away. Where she crossed *is* where the pedestrian crossing is, people do it all the time, and these assholes know that.