That’s what Ali G says

Since the guy is from Singapore, he probably did not see anything out of the ordinary with that. He also thought that the reason for banning photography from above because the camera might fall out of the plane was also perfectly reasonable and made sense.

Communists! I didn’t stand during the national anthem just to have to manually hold down the lever while I pump gas!

I kinda hope it ends up like

...again, somebody asked.

That is the answer to *every* asked question.

That is an answer to an asked question though.

I think my dad read the same article.

I get in, turn on the shower, then take a leak all over myself to stay warm until the shower water gets up to temp.

Stepping into an activated shower? You just love pools of water all over your bathroom don’t you?

Pro-tip. Your car comes equipped with an item for locking down the pump handle when the tabs aren’t there. Most manufactures put it conveniently right where you have to place the nozzle in order to fill your car.

Waiting on the attendant to pump gas for my rental car on my way back to Newark contributed to missing my flight. I think the other contributing factors can also all be distilled down to “New Jersey”. Since then I’ve stuck with JFK and LGA.

no, but it is figuratively said a lot

1998, 1999, and 2000...aka that last time we saw wage growth? Wages have been stagnant or receeding *since* then.

Technically, but I don’t think they have a functioning Atheist detector yet. Thus far laboratory tests with holy water have been inconclusive.

No, it’s probably better.

I meant to laser Chicago, but went and lasered Cincinnati instead! Stupid touchscreen UI had an iOS scrolly-deal and they’re right next to each other! Now I have to go back to the volcano and recharge the laser...nobody is even going to notice that Cincinnati is missing.

I only have an older sister and that sibling dynamic is far different, but have plenty of friends with brothers. I’m pretty sure you would have a good idea from your time in the Navy though.

“she would either say she was busy or didn’t respond. She figured he’d get the message” ... no, he won’t get the message. 

I didn’t know there was an interior. I stand out front of the one in the local mall watching the giant ocean/surfer feed and drink my coffee to take a break from work.