Oh Poes Law.

I never said I want to insert my kinks into the D&D games I run. If you think that a desire to keep the D&D a mature game equals “Runs fetish D&D games”, then you are an idiot.

You’re right, they don’t. But the rest of the books promote extreme violence - lots of nice pictures of weapons, combat as a means to achieving wealth, success and power! Sure no gory pictures, but when contrasted with the fact that you have a few nude pictures but zero mention of sex, which of these things is being…

I agree, there should be more equal opportunity nudity. Satyrs should have their kit and tackle hanging free for all to see. Lets get some Centaur love while we’re at it.

I don’t play D&D to ‘get jiggy wit it’, but i’m opposed to the Disney-fication of D&D. This boring neo-puritan quest to pretend that nudity, sexuality and sexiness do not exist in the fantasy world.

Oh here we go. I’m betting you’re the same type of moron who thinks that no sexualized pictures of men exist anywhere, ever - because all ‘sexy’ men are just designed to be power fantasies for other men.

Let us now welcome the fedora tipping white knights who think that sexiness is necessarily evil and must be done away with immediately!

Sexy monsters aren’t new. In fact they are as old as the oldest current religions and now long dead ancient religions and their associated mythology.

Pretty much, there wasn’t a good way of using Nymphs in most games - unless perhaps you were running a game for an evil party. Good parties didn’t want to interact with them lest you get sucked into a fey plot line or go blind, and you barely got more play out of them with evil parties who likely want to off them for…

That’s because the thanatos (or the ‘death drive’) is interlinked with the eros (or the drive toward survival/reproduction/etc).

A body is a body is a body. The vast majority of the world does not share the same prudish views about nudity that you (or most Americans) do.

Only because retarded Americans refuse to break the idiotic cycle of Red vs Blue and turn it into a more even race between another party or two.

And it’s moronic attitudes like this that perpetuate the American two-party system. The same system that offers a choice between a turd sandwich and a giant douche - to use a South Park metaphor.

Oh hey look, it’s that idiot Anna Merlan with another article! Oh wait she cited Kara Brown who also doesn’t understand why Two-Party systems are why American Democracy is fucked.

Oh well, disregard then. Carry on old chap.

Just as an aside, the reason (mechanically) that you treat the princess as an object is that the game has a encumberance mechanic.

BREAKING NEWS: OLD TIMEY WRITER WAS RACIST AT A TIME WHEN RACISM WAS MAINSTREAM!

Yup. You are correct, we can ignore criticism. Criticism only has power if those being criticised give it power. I think we can all agree that the whining about the Conan Boardgame is not worth acknowledging.

I can’t believe someone got paid to write this article. I look forward to seeing how the mass firings... er ‘restructuring’ being done by Univision affects Jezebel.

Paid Shillary supporter says what?