Wow. You’re an idiot. “Russia gon take over the world”.

Even if Russia had a hand in the US election no one has died or will die as a result. Compare and contrast to the deaths associated with the US playing politics.

In other news: Man screams into wind.

Which rebels in Syria? The many US funded ones? The independent ones?

Ever since the US supported literal neo-nazis in the Ukraine to thwart Russia and fucking them around with Russian allies in Syria.

No no, then you magically get Shillary put into office and drone strike Assange, or ass-blast Ecuador into the stone age until you can drag Assange off to Guantanamo bay and leave him to rot.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

Oh yeah because the US and UK installing Saddam Hussein in Iraq as their puppet, only to topple him decades later has really helped the Iraqi people.

That’s funny because most commentors seem to think that they are omniscient as to the nature of the charges leveled against Assange. I see you are also one of those people.

And why not? If he’s Putin in all this work, he deserves to reap the rewards!

That’s because it’s written by two bit wannabe Buzzfeed authors who have never written anything important or meaningful in their life.

Mmmm this salt is delicious. It serves all you all right for sticking with this stupid two party system and conspiring against Bernie Sanders who was a truly good candidate.

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA. You retarded Americans did this to yourself by setting up a 2 party first over the post system instead of something more democratic.

I agree with the person who wrote about the keyboard falling down a set of stairs. I’m pretty sure that Feinberg hasn’t written a good article yet, but give her time, one day those random letters and words she is throwing at a page might combine in such a way that they have both meaning and substance.

Oh i’m sorry. What part of ‘French McDonald’s manager tries to rip off implanted embedded in victim’s skull’ did you miss? Or did you not read the article out of concern that it might invalidate your shitty opinions.

AHAHAHA. Literally any demographic can be oppressed if enough people rally against them. Oh it’s so funny that anyone, even those we might not suspect could suffer discrimination and bigotry. Oh what a laugh. I’m so glad that human suffering in any form is funny and not at all concerning.

Yeah because real life has never had any such incidents of human bigotry toward technology. See also: Google glass and the ‘Glassholes’ thing.

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out Bobby, and good luck finding a new job with all that extensive talent in writing clickbait articles. I’m sure Buzzfeed will hire you as an intern.

Good job Jezebel hack author #11004 you have managed to assemble an article and hit publish. Please accept your Jeze-chips (currency only valid at GawkerHQ) and continue working.

And in the competition of world’s worst religion, in the categories of ‘history of horrific genocides and crimes against humanity’; buddhism still doesn’t rank anywhere close to Christianity or Islam.