No, sweetheart, I have 200% more than you.

Is cock all that you can think about??

As long as it makes your brother happy.

Sounds like victim blaming. You should take no precautions, because men should not rape you.

I remember having the "Don't rape women" talk with my dad.

Are yo upset about violence, or an advocate of it?

Thanks, grandma

"I know, right?! "

Unless you're hot, right?

I have to do your thinking for you too?

I doubt you're receiving as much attention as you suspect. It's more likely you're being ignored.

Yeah, they just hate the attention. You should see how uncomfortable they are at the beach.

You showed them.

"I feel your pain"

Dotty Sandusky agrees.

You have one math textbook, I have two. What percentage more in math textbooks do I have than you?

What exactly does this magnificent set of tits have to contribute to any meaningful conversation?

What exactly does this magnificent set of tits have to contribute to any meaningful conversation?

I like tabloids. Especially when they show an unsuspecting women's twat, like kate Middleton. Tabloids are the best, amirite ladies?

because waitresses are stupid.