I'm genuinely happy you're getting more involved our democracy; I encourage you to do so.

Oh, and last I checked, smart people don't actually believe in zombies. That's sort of a baseline test for cognitive ability, so you'll have to try harder.

Well, that would mean my vote cancels out yours as well.

the fuck is wrong with ppl?

Well, sure. You've just described patriarchal economics!

Clearly, it's the patriarchy. Mickey Mouse is a victim blamer and a rape apologist.

That's ok. I wouldn't want, or expect idiots to vote for me; You'd be doing us all a favor by voting with the candidates you best identify with.

Jesus wants to give the tip. Just the tip. Just the tip.

is be willing to bet the batshit woman killed her own kid because if some belief in prayer over medical intervention.

I'm reminded of the episode of the Brady Bunch, where Janet fabricates a boyfriend, George Glass, every time I read or hear about these pathetic christians insisting they have a personal relationship with Jesus, who loves them.

No, let me be very clear: Believing in resurrections is fucking insane.

You demonstrate your ignorance of science with every utterance you make. You're convincing nobody by yourself and people just as ignorant as you.

You realize many cosmologists are religious, right? They accept the inflation model AND believe in Jesus Christ.

I'll gladly judge people who are nice but too stupid to see the folly of their ways, and oppress people with either their tacit support, or outright support of organizations of people, just like them, limiting the rights and marginalizing millions of other people minding their own fucking business.

Fucking millions of progressives whom refuse to vote is the problem with our government.

"That's not what Christianity is about!"

Religion makes otherwise nice people assholes, a point you needn't be reminded of, and yet must be, apparently, because of your desire to underplay this painfully obvious fact.

Religion is a choice. Ethnicity and sexuality aren't. (Although, as a christian, it's debatable whether it not you agree with the latter)

Yes, it also seems to being an attempt at willfully obscuring the facts: Most American christians aren't progressive or Presbyterian.

Perhaps, but you're part of the problem. Your moderate religiosity lends legitimacy to what otherwise would be considered fringe and dangerously stupid beliefs. You accept gays while also claiming the resurrection was a historical event. You merely have a separate interpretation, which leaves you no better off…