Umpires aren’t public figures, and even if they were this meets the standard. Heck, it meets the criteria for actual malice given that Lo Duca was reporting on his own experiences.

Paranoid Android -> Subterranean Homesick Alien -> Exit Music (For a Film)

In the vein of @coffee_dad perhaps? If so, bravo

This is just embarrasing.

Quizzle was there first?

Mark Carrier

Emmanuel Sanders: unexpected national treasure

This sandwich is the best sandwich.

John Medeski FTW

ROGER FURLONG FOR PRESIDENT!!!

Yours is easily the best and most informed take so far.

How is this a good thing?