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Just last year Ohio State won the title with their third string quarterback. It seems like it would be a tall task but we just saw it accomplished.

The Beautiful Game.

Is there a way for me too send a never ending DVD loop of Joey Bats’ epic staredown and bat flip to Brian McCann? GOD that was awesome. Why can’t baseball be more THAT???

Now if the jogger had only been carrying a machete and the biker had been carrying a machete...

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Sark’s recruiting pitch: Let me show you how to kick it up a notch.

My favorite part of the Renegade video- Puff pathetically slow clapping as if by obligation throughout Jay-Z’s verse and then later swinging his arms through the air and looking downright GIDDY after Eminem finishes the song off.

Yay Cardinals!

Hot take: We suck and it is embarrassing.

Oh no... Has anyone ever recovered from an injury that severe? That’s some Marcus Lattimore type shit.

This is incredible. It unfortunately has not gone over as well at USC since Steve Sarkisian came in doing his best Lane Kiffin impersonation.

This is really going to destroy Matt Barnes’ pristine image.

Something funny going on with players taking the out on Jim Mora? I dont pay super close attention to UCLA football so maybe im missing something but between this and the rapper’s(s) children there seems to be a weird vibe...

This article and the ensuing comments have inspired me to stab myself in the neck with broken shards of my ti-81 from highschool.

I want so badly to root for the USMNT and feel legitimate about it. Instead our completely uninspired performances and fake media controversies have left me completely apathetic to all things USA Soccer. Fucking terrible.

It’s shocking to me that athletes and teams even bother lying about this kind of stuff anymore. What percentage of the time do they get away with it? Also I am not at work because of food poisoning.

I HATE cocaine but just love the way it smells.

This is perfect first take and great television. No one takes you seriously so might as well go all out ridiculous and threaten the very people you cover. Bravo.

I hate to be the cynic here (no i don’t) because i fully respect what a serious issue addiction can be but the timing here is beyond strange. Something happened that he is trying to get out in front of. I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop and the media to uncover some event that forced his hand because there is no

I hate to be the cynic here (no i don’t) because i fully respect what a serious issue addiction can be but the timing here is beyond strange. Something happened that he is trying to get out in front of. I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop and the media to uncover some event that forced his hand because there is no