Really terrible actually. I was completely wrong, i look like an idiot and to make mattersmatters worse notre dame won. I’ll see myself out.

If they lose this game because they stupidly and arrogantly went for 2 twice in the early stages i want a hd closeup of brian kelly that i can save forever and let the warmth wash over me.

Blake, responding with class and dignity, “I’M FAMOUS AGAIN!”

OMG this is hilarious!!! Because LA! Ha!!!

No crisis. The best quarterbacks are now so well protected that they are all playing into their mid to late thirties. That’s 15 years or so for the top tier. At that rate you literally only need 2-3 qbs per year to be competent coming out of college. And here’s a thought, if it is such an issue then the top QBs in…

I’ve lived a cheap, unfulfilling, dishonest life. If I were to ever slow my thoughts down long enough to take a fearless moral inventory and stared myself down in the mirror, I know that in the afterlife I will pay for it for all eternity.

The fact that Prince made this actual cover art for his new single... he’s just the greatest. I could see him and Bruno working well together.

Thanks Deadspin for being the fucking shit. People want to bitch about the site format etc but fact is you got bills to pay and you have assembled a pretty awesome team considering the fact that you pay your writers in dog food. Seriously, look at all the amazing writers you have had poached by companies that can…

We have found the antithesis of clickbait.

This was 29 years ago mind you. I still wake up screaming in the middle of the night at least once a week. If you take a small child to a horror movie you are a goddamn terrorist.

For my 6th birthday my parents eccentric interior designer / family friend took me to see Poltergeist 2 in the theaters. Ever since then my dreams have been HORROR, PURE HORROR. I wish I was kidding.

“I may not have the contract I desire but I’ll have you know that in the finger sucking department I’m completely satisfied”

Wow, all this coming from the high-and-mighty Arthur Blank who once allegedly killed a man in a hit-and-run.

May John Daly live long enough to drive 3 par 4s and go into the weekend of a major on the leaderboard. Before ultimately shooting an 83 and breaking 3 clubs. He better do it within the next year or so.

Looks like someone is asking for a two week suspension.

Fantastic, but hardly Kiermaier’s best robbing of a homer this year. He did a spectacular job of robbing Hawk Harrelson at gunpoint just this May.

In the American League, sure. Try pulling that off in the San Fernando Valley.

Stop it with that photo. Nothing clever to say JUST TAKE THAT PHOTO DOWN MAKE IT STOP OH GOD WHY. -Drew Magary

I wrote winning conference record, not winning the conference. Thanks for coming out.

Makes sense that Kanter wants the Thunder to sign him. One less opponent out there that he can’t guard.