Yes, you are living inside an alien’s snow globe.

Minimal—or nonexistent—research skills are necessary to buy into confirmation bias.

Thus every fuckheaded idea on the goddamn planet.

I’m sorry this was done to Patricia, but it really would take a navel-gazing moron to believe she’d actually penned the article; the style, word choice, syntax—it’s all wrong.

But, again,…

Nice try, Stephen. But this is clearly a fake article to cover up your very real article about beating women in video games being rape.

It’s funny because they not only fabricated an article to undermine women who write about games, they also made light of rape in the process.

+1 for leaving me depressed.

My boyfriend is...video game adjacent, would be the best term? He’s aware, and likes some games, but not nearly as “into” them in the way I am.

I don’t know if we have any exciting stories per-say, but I have kind of a sweet one: we were both playing Animal Crossing, and I invited him over to my town. We’re playing…

Whoa there Kotaku, that's rather brave of you to say Amazonian Warriors is better than Civ 5.

he waited all night long. ALL NIGHT LONGGGGGGG. ALL NIIGGHHTTT

I know im not the only one, but damn it. I love this guy!

Don't go chasing waterfalls Ryu. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to. I know you're going to havenit your way or nothing at all, but I think you're moving too fast.

GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME, YOU DAMN DIDDY APE!