If you thought the CyberTruck fared poorly in the rain or at the carwash, wait until you see what White Water does to this thing!

I think at one point they were like a solid core tire, or close to it, both because of the weight, and to make them bullet resistant, shit I think the Beast runs special like tractor trailer tires because of the weight.

And they more or less killed the Chrysler brand. They literally have just two minivans for sale, the Pacifica and the Voyager though they claim that the regular Pacifica and the plug-in hybrid are different vehicles. 

Lol you can “think” whatever you want, but there’s a reason why you’re commenting on Jalopnik and not, idk, actually a reliable source on the information? Facts don’t really care about your feewings 

TLDR: We dealers are paying A LOT MORE money for poorly engineered vehicles that we make A LOT LESS money on. They got rid of cars our customers want and are charging way too much for cars our customers dont want, and it’s the dealers problem to retain these now pissed-off customers.

I see they relocated the cigar holder to Chappaquiddick, NY.

I knew I wasn’t going to be the first with the stain comments.  The interior is even BLUE.

We could do worse, tragic as that is to say.

Probably enough DNA still in there to clone Bill if you wanted.

VHS! Imagine the porn possibilities.

just don’t get busy with a blacklight or anything...

“give the states the power back... except for things I don’t like!”

Regressive is forcing everyone into massive traffic jams, losing hundreds of hours of time.

Congestion pricing is a regressive tax. Rich assholes will take full advantage of the working poor who are forced to abandon their vehicles or shoulder another financial burden.

To be fair, if they offered a RAM or Dodge for $0 down and $19 a month, RAM and Dodge sales would skyrocket.

It is! It is on my short list to replace my 2004 Crown Vic, if it ever dies.

It’s almost like being in the military isn’t necessarily great for your mental health.

My guess is that the uncle is projecting a lot of his own beliefs in that statement. The uncle thinks he was a “supersoldier” the uncle thinks he was a “patriot”. Clearly the uncle is full of shit. 

Jesus Christ, the semantics are making my head hurt:

I mean, the uncle’s claims are suspect. Being a patriotic American and supporting MAGA/Trump are mutually exclusive states.