As a former Soaper (Soap grind shoes) it definitely feels faddish. 

Crown Victoria. Use the 2007 Interceptor concept as inspiration, and while Ford is at it make a new Lincoln Town Car off the same platform. It's entirely doable. The Interceptor was based off the Mustang platform. Make the new Crown Victoria the same way. 

Little bit of trivia. The Oldsmobile Aurora was based off the Riviera platform. In 2001 there was supposed to be a new Riviera and Aurora, both moving up market and the 01-03 Aurora was supposed to be the Antares. GM killed the Riviera partway through development, so the Antares was rushed into being an Aurora. So if…

Another vote against auto switches here. Holding down a switch for a few seconds doesn’t bother me one bit

The samurai does have low range. https://www.caranddriver.com/reviews/a42396790/1986-suzuki-samurai-jx-by-the-numbers/

“Good News! It's just the EGR valve. It's electronic, but it's a standard VW part. I can get it at the local AutoZone for $80. Bad news is it requires the engine to come out, the manifolds to come off and everything to be sonic cleaned and media blasted. That'll be $25,000 in advance. 

I do and they're fine in the winter. Just buy a set of good winter tires and you'll be fine

Yeah I'll take a Model T. It'll run on damn near anything, parts are easier to get than for a Tesla, and it won't get stranded by a carwash. 

I listened to GM when they said Dexron VI is backwards compatible with DexIII. So I changed the ATF in my 2001 Aurora. It had been done at 50K, it had hit 100K, this was literally the spec GM called for, so I against my better judgement went with the DexVI. Almost immediately things didn’t feel quite right. Then it…

I dunno, I had plenty of fun in my 4dr Cutlass. And maybe my fathers Grand Marquis. Also my Eagle. The Eagle was great because the 4X4 means you can go up farm tracks where cops wouldn't go...

I'm from NY and mine was just auto correct. 

Yup. Amazon carries them as well as some smaller shops. 

I see your Batmobile, which is admittedly awesome, and raise you a Warlock, which is like the batmobile but better. It is designed to wreck other cars, has changeable loadouts, oh and like every other car in this game if you screw up you can rewind time with the literal unwreck feature.

I'll second the Yup. I think it would be a fun little off roader. Kind of like the original CJ or Samurai/ Jimny 

Nah they just have media personell to help them stay in message. 

Seriously. And the worst part it’s not even the fried stuff that scares me the most with the typical US diet.

So I have to ask, how were they cheating?

There's nothing wrong with the express. It's a simple van that can tow. Some companies need that. 

Seriously. My kid brother wanted a cybertruck. Then he saw one on the road and watched the videos online. Now he's looking at Rivian and the F150 lightning. 

Let's go down that path a bit. The XJ Cherokee is definitely a SUV. But it's unibody. Most people wouldn't consider the AMC Eagle a SUV, but for emissions purposes it was classified as a light truck. The lines were blurred from the start.