Way to be a gentleman, Mario.

That was really fun.

Unfortunately, the editorializing at the end ruined it. You'd think guns were being held to peoples heads to watch unboxing videos. Here's an incredible internet super-move: just don't click play on the fucking things. Crisis averted.

Pretty sure I saw someone post the entire script to Braveheart, too. Oy.

Just bump up the font size?

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Enjoy my delicious totalitarianism, motherfuckers.

In no way does that mean the responsibility should fall to Nintendo.

Are you fucking serious? SwapNote was a rather nice little piece of software. Seriously, Nintendo, stop worrying about what the fringe is doing and let parents do their jobs.

MMO's and Star Wars are both things I'm really tired of. ST:TOR wound up reigniting my interest in BOTH. Really great stuff.

You would be making a serious mistake. This game is pretty amazing.

Puppy! NOOO!

"Creepy"? Really? Here's a puppy to balance it all out and help you pull through.

I made the mistake of skimping and getting regular ones recently... I paid the price for my penny-pinching frugality with a frayed, flaking schnoz. Bad times. ;(

Wow, with all of the people here who have apparently used this controller and intimately know it enough to declare it a failure, it's a wonder why Valve is even bothering doing any testing. Idiots.

It's not meant to replace keyboard and mouse. It's meant to facilitate the playing of keyboard and mouse oriented games on the sofa, or anywhere it's not practical to have a keyboard and a mouse.

It's definitely one of the two.

That's would actually make me pretty happy. :P

I know, right? Don't they know that because you stopped going there, they should have just shut their doors and quit the business? Just ignore all those parents and other customers who aren't you. They are of no consequence.